(In her very fast and loud voice)
"MOM! I KISSED A BOY TODAY. ACTUALLY HE KISSED ME. HIS NAME IS HENRY AND WE ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED WHEN WE GROW UP--IF WE CAN FIND EACH OTHER."
"Um, wait, he kissed you? What did you say?"
"YES, HE KISSED ME ON THE LIPS AND I SAID EWWWWWW! SLIMY!
AND THEN WE PLAYED STORM TROOPERS TOGETHER."
Well, at least he has good taste in girls and movies.