Tuesday, January 10, 2017

From the pages of preschool....

(In her very fast and loud voice)

Eliza:

"MOM!  I KISSED A BOY TODAY.  ACTUALLY HE KISSED ME.  HIS NAME IS HENRY AND WE ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED WHEN WE GROW UP--IF WE CAN FIND EACH OTHER."

Me:
"Um, wait, he kissed you?  What did you say?"

Eliza:
"YES, HE KISSED ME ON THE LIPS AND I SAID EWWWWWW!  SLIMY!
AND THEN WE PLAYED STORM TROOPERS TOGETHER."

Mike (later):
Well, at least he has good taste in girls and movies.


1 comment:

Quarter-lifer said...

ROFL!!! i'm dying!!!!!!!!!!! HaHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!