Word up, doggs. I know it has been awhile since I've laid one on ya, but here I am. I've been kickin' it fo real at my new pad.
Check out my sweet ride. Yeah, with a car like that, it is easy fo an elf to pick up the ladies.
I've been getting my drink on, let me tell you. I don't know if I'll make it to this year's Christmas party, this place pretty much has it all.
Cept they need some better health care up in this piece. Check out my hand!